『壹』 美麗約會加盟靠譜嗎有人知道嗎
騙加盟費騙押金，親身體會
『貳』 很喜歡meet the beauty美麗約會，要自己開的行嗎怎麼樣做
1.約會
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
約會
在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對湯姆招手並示意湯姆過去。於是湯姆走了過去。她問道，「您現在是單身嗎？」 「對，是單身，」湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。 「我母親也是，」她說，「您願不願意見見她？」
A Solr's Brilliant Idea
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a solr sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the solr, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The solr, who was watching the passengers coming in, uickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl ring the whole trip.
英語幽默：士兵坐飛機有美女陪伴的高招
由於生意方面的事，羅賓遜先生得出趟門。因為有點緊急，他決定坐飛機。乘機旅行時，他喜歡靠窗坐，故而一登機，他就尋找一個靠窗的座位。他發現只有一個靠窗的座位還空著。在那空座位邊坐著一名士兵。令羅賓遜先生納悶的是，這位士兵沒有坐靠窗的位置。羅賓遜先生不管那些，他馬上徑直朝那個空座位走去。
然而，等到了那兒，他看見座位上有則啟事，是用鋼筆寫的：「為保持裝載平衡，特預設該位置，謝謝合作。」羅賓遜先生還從來沒有在飛機上見過如此不同尋常的啟事。不過，他想飛機上一定裝了什麼特別重的物品，於是他找了個不靠窗的位置。
又有兩三個乘客試圖坐在那個士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他們看到那則啟事就走開了。當快滿座時，一位非常美麗的姑娘匆匆走進機艙。一直在注意進艙旅客的那個士兵趕緊拿掉他旁邊空座位上的啟事。士兵用這種辦法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。
英文竟能說得如此搞笑
a.小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet? 老師說：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學於是不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎麼不去？小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊！
b.一對熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感，於是對著男友說：「SAY I LOE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!」
男的答道：「IT!」
c.一位在美的留學生，想要考國際駕照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道:turn left？
監考官回答：right。於是他立刻向右轉……
d.某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，忙說：I am sorry。
老外應道：I am sorry too。
某人聽後又道：I am sorry three。
老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?
某人無奈，道：I am sorry five。
爆笑：昨天夜裡我爸媽表演「混合雙打」
Teacher of Physical Ecation: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
Nick: Yes，sir. uite of ten. I saw it even last night.
尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裡我還見過呢！
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.」
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:「家醜不可外揚。」
Camera
On our way to a wedding in ermont, my huand and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked the owner, "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"
"Look, fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.
照相機
在前往威蒙特參加一個婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識到我們忘了帶照相機。我們在一家百貨商店門前停了下來，希望能夠到一種便宜的，一次性照相機。薩爾問店主：「你們有那種用了就扔的照相機嗎？」
「我說，小夥子，」店主回答說，「我可不管你了之後怎麼處理它。」
2.A farmer who lives in a sll village has a bad pain in the chest. This never seems to get any better. The farmer decides that he will go to see a doctor in the nearest town. But as he is a miserly person, he thinks he will find out what he will have to pay the doctor. He is told that a sick person has to pay three pounds for the first visit and one pound for the second visit. The farmer thinks about this for a long time, and then he decides to go to the doctor in the town.
As he comes into the doctor's room, he says ,"Good morning, doctor. Here I am again." The doctor is a little surprised. He asks him a few uestions, checks his chest and then takes the pound which the farmer insists on him. Then the doctor says with a smile,"well,sir, there's nothing new. Please go on taking the same medicine I give you the first time you come to see me."
3.Once a fox invited a stork to dinner. He put nothing on the table except some soup in a very shallow dish.
The fox could easily lap up the soup, but the stork could only wet the end of her long bill in it. When she left the meal, she was still very hungry. "I am sorry," said the fox, "the soup is not to your taste."
"Please do not apologize," said the stork. "I hope you will come to my house, and dine with me soon."
A few days later the fox visited the stork. He found that his food was put in a long bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was very narrow. He could not insert his big mouth into it, so he ate nothing.
"I will not apologize," said the stork. "One bad turn deserves another."
一次，狐狸請鸛來吃飯。他除了淺盤子中的一點湯以外，什麼也沒有準備。
狐狸可以輕而易舉地喝到湯，但是鸛只夠蘸濕他長長的嘴尖。吃完飯後，鸛仍舊很飢餓。"很抱歉！"狐狸說，"這湯不合你的口味"。
"別客氣，"鸛說，"過幾天請到我家來和我一起吃飯吧。"
幾天後，狐狸應邀而至，他發現食物都裝在一個長長的瓶子里，而瓶口很細，他無法將他的大嘴伸進去，什麼也吃不到。
"我不想道歉，這是你應得的回報。"鸛說。
4.It was a cold winter day in . A sll boy was walking along the street in London. His name was Tom. He was very hungry. He wanted to buy some bread, but he had no money. What could he do? When he was very young, he wanted to be a great n in the world of films. So he worked to sing and dance well. Thirty years later, the boy became one of the famous people in the world.
那是年的一個寒冷的冬天。一個小男孩正漫步在倫敦的街頭。他的名字叫湯姆。他餓極了。他想一些麵包，可是他身無分文。他該怎麼辦呢？當他非常年幼的時候，他就想當一名電影世界中的偉人。所以他努力把唱好，把舞跳好。三十年之後，這個小男孩真地成為了電影世界中的著名人物之一。
『叄』 問下meet the beauty美麗約會怎麼加盟
就像meet the beauty美麗約會這樣的可以直接去問下的啊，還是比較簡單的了。只要能選擇到一個好的地方就不錯的，而且產品眾多，一般都是比較容易開起來的。
『肆』 美麗約會是忽悠人的嗎
大部分都是騙吃，騙喝，騙錢，騙回扣，騙溫存的，要謹慎點約
『伍』 美麗約會有知道的嗎要怎麼開
知道美麗約會的，可以看到不少的人們都是比較想要去把這樣的生意做好做大了。要是說人們真正會喜歡的，或者是會比較想要去買東西的就是這類型的。
『陸』 meet the beauty美麗約會要怎麼加盟啊好開嗎
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